What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:54
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Bruce Willis’ Family Share Heartbreaking Health Update on ‘Die Hard’ Star - TV Insider
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
TEXT:
Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
How does it feel to be in a marriage without any love?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.